Thursday, June 11, 2009

So this giant Rastafarian with no teeth walks in...


His prison ID card states officially that he is a Rastafarian, and he's allowed special oils and a Rasta hat to practice his religion.

He's in today because he wants a blood draw to prove that he has a vitamin deficiency. He believes that's the only way he'll get moved up the waiting list to see the dentist (The wait can be over a year for non-emergent cases). He says he must have a deficiency because he can't eat proper food, because he has only 8 teeth, most of which reside in the lower jaw.

The PA isn't sympathetic, and he gets a lukewarm referral to dental.

"NEXT!"

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